Diddy better start moving some more units because he's being sued for $1 Trillion by a woman by the name of Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks.

Turks is accusing Diddy and his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD beating victim Rodney King of being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center. The woman claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a 23-year-old son. Other accusations of the lawsuit claims Diddy of attacking her and her children, leaving them wheelchair-bound.

She also claims Diddy stole a casino chip that she won in Mississippi that’s worth over 100 zillions of dollars. She’s seeking $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”

Surprisingly, a judge is hearing the matter on January 31st.

In the words of Kanye West "Whenever a rapper is sittin on paystacks....things come up from way way way back"!

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